Variance Films and 3,2,1… FRANKIE GO BOOM are going to shoot your sex tape. With puppets.
Variance Films today announced what is almost certainly the most awesome film-related contest of all time, in honor of the October 12th theatrical release of 3,2,1…FRANKIE GO BOOM (now available on demand).
In 3,2,1… FRANKIE GO BOOM, our hero Frank (Charlie Hunnam) finds himself in a very, very awkward one-night stand with Lassie (Lizzy Caplan) that involves tears, candy underwear, impotence, and significant amounts of alcohol. To make matters worse, his brother Bruce (Chris O’Dowd) has filmed the entire thing… and may or may not have put it on the Internet.
Now, most people don’t have a brother who’s that big of a dick. But almost everyone has an embarrassing sex story of some sort. So, we want to be the Bruce to your Frank, and share your worst sexual nightmare with the world. Via a sex tape. That we’ll film. Using puppets. And on top of that, because we’re a theatrical distribution company, we’re going to put it in theaters. That’s just what we do.
Here’s how it works:
1. Be 18 years of age or older. We’ll check, seriously.
2. Tell us your humiliating sex story. Feel free to embellish, wildly- but no minors, no use of force or violence, no animals, no full names… and don’t plagiarize. Write it out (try and keep it under a page), and submit online at www.variancefilms.com/puppetsex .
3. We’ll pick the best ones, make them into 60 second puppet sex tapes, and they’ll show in select theaters before screenings of 3,2,1… FRANKIE GO BOOM! (And yes, we’ll put ‘em online too). If you live near one of our theaters, we’ll hook you and some friends up with tickets to see your humiliation live and in person on the big screen.
4. Deadline for submission is October 5, 2012… so get cracking!
Again- the contest is open to those 18 years of age and older, and you can submit right now at www.variancefilms.com/puppetsex. We’re excited to see what sick, depraved, and generally humiliating stories you come up with, so get to writing!
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