The Jersey Shore : You’re Done Son.
Oh happy day! MTV announced today that Season 6 will be the last for those orange, muscle-bound, laundry obsessed Jersey Shore kids. And to think I had almost lost all faith in humanity.
Now overall I don’t really have a problem with the cast, they like to drink , dance and have anonymous sex. Those are good wholesome American values if you ask me. However the fact that they became famous for being a bunch of drunken jerks/sluts is upsetting to me. They have everything from clothing lines to their own brand of alcohol, and have even gone so far as to besmirch my favorite holiday, Halloween with costumes approximating their likeness. What the hell? I seem to remember a time when if you were on T.V. you had to have some sort of talent, even if it was just hula-hooping. Â But with the state of the world as it is today with little to no moral values and a dumbed down standard of what is entertainment I suppose that it is only fitting for this garbage to be consumed by the masses. Really, how a show about grown people acting like hormonal 15 year olds became a hit is beyond me.
In other news, the only cast member I know by name, Snooki, just gave birth to a baby boy. That’s awesome. I wish that child and miss Snookie a long and happy life, Â provided Snooki gets off the television and stays off.
Well, it wont be long until we are free from the television tyranny that is  the fist pumping, spray tanning way of life. The Jersey Shore (the location) will be a little safer for families to visit and television will be safer for future generations. Maybe MTV will even start playing music again . Yeah, that’ll be the day………
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